๐Ÿ“ฐ The Vacation Clipper
The Vacation Clipper
EST. 1986MIAMI, U.S.A.COMPLIMENTARY CONTENT

โœ‚ Make Your Own Clipper Coupon

โ€” tap a sticker to edit โ€”

Tip: download the PNG and print on sticker paper. "Aged film grain" gives it the found-in-a-1986-drawer look.

โ–ผ THE REAL CLIPPER โ€” Vacation's actual in-house ads (each links to the real page)
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NEW PATRON BONUS

Join the mailing list and receive

10% OFF 1ST ORDER

Leisure, now subsidised.

CLIP COUPON โ–ธ
Read: even the discount stays in character โ€” every touchpoint lives inside the 1986 world.
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WORLD'S BEST-SMELLING SUNSCREEN

The signature scent, starting at

FROM $15

Paradise, priced for everyone.

SHOP SUNCARE โ–ธ
Read: masstige pricing = the "big tent." A luxury feeling at mass access.
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ORANGE GELร‰Eยฎ REVIVAL PROJECT

A 1925 classic, reborn with 11 superfans.

NOSTALGIA, RESTORED
READ THE STORY โ–ธ
Read: world-building as strategy โ€” fans are invited to co-author the myth.
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SUNSCREEN WITH ITS OWN RADIO STATION

Every bottle tunes to Poolsuite FM.

FREE AMENITY
TUNE IN โ–ธ
Read: the product is a portal to a lifestyle, not a lotion.
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SHOW THE WORLD YOU MEAN BUSINESS

Claim your honorary staff role: staff-only merch, a LinkedIn title, an eggshell business card set in Garamond.

STAFF ONLY
CLAIM ROLE โ–ธ
Read: customers recruited as "employees" โ€” inclusivity that doubles as a marketing engine.
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FACE by VACATIONยฎ

Daily defense โ€” beach to boardroom.

EVERYDAY RITUAL
SEE THE LINE โ–ธ
Read: extending the world from poolside to office โ€” leisure as everyday identity.
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โ–ธ THE VACATION CLIPPER โ€” standalone module. Make a coupon: type, recolor, add/drag/resize/rotate pixel stickers, age it, download. Real ads below link out.